Rest rest~

I wanted to do some blogging about what I did today but after some deep thoughts, I realise nothing much was actually done. I called Mindef for some advice and cutted my nails at the same time. The greatest achievement perhaps was watching One piece and a neat jog not long ago. The run is coming but I have only clocked 13km today at a very disappointing timing of 1 hour and 20 minutes. I got to extend the distance by another 13km in the next 2 runs. And man must I run faster. I was blog-whoring and saw this interesting video somewhere (I forgot where) but I am pretty interested in sharing.

How nice of them to be able to talk about their government and president. Try doing that in Singapore...

While watching One Piece, I saw this. What the hell was that supposed to mean? China man sub is it?

Anyway enjoy~

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful
pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing
butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. So,
wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "OK, I~m in deep trouble now! Then he noticed
some bones on the ground close by,and immediately settles down to chew
on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
here?"

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a
look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it
for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something
must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made
a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what~s going to
happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard
coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?"

But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close
enough to hear the dachshund says......................
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring
me another leopard."

IF YOU CAN~T DAZZLE THEM WITH BRILLIANCE THEN BAFFLE THEM WITH
BULLSHIT!!